Modern Robin Hoods
Notorious Sheila and Infamous Jack
a fearless duo, both hard nuts to crack
where they came from, nobody could guess
no savings, no home, yet couldn't care less
Hey mates, I see you're going to church
Oh look at your pockets, they're ready to burst!
Yeah, followers of Jesus, but haven't you heard
of unlucky creatures who are starving to death?
So keep half your riches, dispose of the rest
Oh come on, don't panic, I said it in jest!
You pray every day, good Christians indeed
but spare no penny for those in need
Notorious Sheila and Infamous Jack
part-time workers, were given the sack
The boss said to Sheila "jump onto my bed"
and got Jack's reply, a blow on the head
They fought tooth and nail to change the world
saved crumbs, though hungry, for homeless birds
protested, held banners "make love, not war"
untiring, rigid, some called them "hardcore"
No turn for the better, they found two guns
no shot, no bloodshed, just "borrowed" from banks
then gave the money to victims of peace
"Don't move or we'll shoot you", welcome police!
Notorious Sheila and Infamous Jack
both pleaded not guilty, but had no luck
They died in prison, their story I tell
now, where can they be, in Heaven or Hell?
